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Quote from nutmeg:

How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much [Paperback]


http://www.amazon.com/How-Live-Huge-Penis-Meditations/dp/1594743061





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You forgot the Bill Clinton penis corkscrew on the same page! lol

This shit has to be crafted by rogue Amazon employees. It's great!
 
Quote from flytiger:

http://www.amazon.com/Hot-Chicks-Douchebags-Jay-Louis/dp/141695788X/ref=pd_sim_b_21

Nut, I didn't know your wife was published.
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I remember the first time I laid eyes on my wife. We were in a club, music blaring and both in a drunken mess. Our eyes met from across the room, a woman of such beauty you could only dream of. I built up my courage, approached her and we engaged in conversation. Just when I thought things couldn't get any better, she told me she only has sex anally. Needless to say I soon put a ring on her finger.

Imagine my disappointment when I realised that she said annually.
 
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