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Nutmeg... some quick advice for you - Ask for size small when you get to the counter.... unless you are in France than ask for large.
Speaking Of Condoms
Quote from Yannis:
Cold War History
It is not widely known, but, back in the 80s, the Soviet Propaganda Anegcy contacted an American condom manufacturer and ordered 10 crates of 24-inch condoms "for use by the Soviet Special Forces."
The issue was escalated to the State Department, because of the potential impact on how the world perceived our chief rival power, and James Baker himself brought it to Ronald Reagan's attention.
The Great Communicator took but an instant to solve the problem: "Tell them to fill the order and stamp the crates 'Size - Medium.'"
I live in North Carolina. Would you like to go on a canoe trip?Quote from nutmeg:
You guys are great. An invitation for golf, some advice when shopping in France.
"Paddle faster... I think I hear banjos."
That rocks!
But I don't know of a jet ski with a 782 km range. Don't they only hold a few gallons of fuel?
Nice to see someone at Google has a sense of humor. I guess if you make a gazillion dollars per second in a company with massage, sushi and playgrounds all around, you find time to humor the planet with your power.
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the lady awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.
The hunter picked up his rifle and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight. The mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?" "Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
The hunter picked up his rifle and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight. The mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?" "Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."