Jokes 2

[TGregg]

The other day I stopped at WalMart and bought a bird feeder and a couple boxes of rat poison. The cashier didn't even blink.

 

[Baron]

Life as a realtor in this market:

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[CaptainObvious]

Pumpkin pie anyone?
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[nutmeg]

Yea, I get no respect.

I have to post my picks in the joke forum

I'm like the ground hog, coming out once a year, checking things out. Looks like SLM-PA might be an interesting long term.

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from nutmeg:



Looks like SLM-PA might be an interesting long term. [/B]

Got this off the PPT newsletter. lmao j/k

 

[hoodooman]

NUTMEG:I'm like the ground hog, coming out once a year.

I wish.

Just kidding

 

[CaptainObvious]

Let'er rip.:eek:
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[nutmeg]

Ozzie Obourne health columnist for Rolling Stone.

Dear Ozzie,

Ever talk to your kids about drugs?

"Yea" ...... "Can I have some?"

 

[nutmeg]

I was at bingo the other night, when the wife's number came up.

She didn't win. She had a heart attack and died.

 

[Yannis]

Bragging

I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous or anything, but I can still fit into some of the socks I wore back in college...