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Quote from Yannis:

Just Working Out

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There are so many of these around... What I'd like to see now is a real live one where they kick some police in the behind, so they start chasing them! :D
 
Quote from nutmeg:

Nutmeg, "Ma, how's your GM doing?"

Ma, "I sold it, I bought more Ford."

Nutmeg, "Whaddya mean you bought m-o-r-e Ford?"

Ma, "I bought Ford at $2.87. Maybe you should call more often".

Me "(Sigh)"
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I had to update this. She still has her Ford stock, she is in a nursing home (again) and asked me if I know what broker she bought this stock.:D (You have no idea how funny this is)

I don't know who is more clueless her or me. It's out there somewhere. She has a habit of throwing everything away and changing her name about every two years.:D :D :D
 
When I broke my leg, the paramedic said to me, "Can you rate your pain on a scale of one to ten?"

I said, "Three .."

He said, "That's not too bad".

I said, "Two .."

He said, "It's going down then?"

I said, "Listen you cunt, if you don't give me something before I count down to zero, it isn't going to be me who needs the fucking painkillers".
 
People say I'm jealous of the blind guy at work who got promoted instead of me.

Well if I was, why would I have spent 200 hours of my life teaching his guide dog to roll over and stay.
 
The state announced Monday it is selling 24 government office buildings — including the Ronald Reagan State Building in Los Angeles and the San Francisco Civic Center — to the private investment group Three Ethnics & A Wasp LLC for $2.3 billion.

ps. I wonder if they'll sell naming rights
 
The Case For An Italian President From New Jersey

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Skeet Shooting For Real Men

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