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Quote from mgookin:

Thanks again to the posters on here who bring humor into my life. It is appreciated!
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If you are going to China - essential phrases to know

That's not right...
Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?...
Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP...
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man...
Dum Gai

Small Horse...
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?...
Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table...
Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift...
Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here...
Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet...
Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone...
No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week...
Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Staying out of sight...
Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile...
Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive...
Yu Stin Ki Pu
 
Quote from flytiger:

You don't get out much, do ya?:D
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I don't get in much. I hit this thread about a few times per month and read through a few pages and it gives me good, healthy laughs. Just letting the authors know it's appreciated.
 
I am going to a bachelor party tonight. My dad who is a first generation immigrant has no concept of a bachelor party. So, when I told him it's gonna be all guys there, he said that it's gay.

He wasn't impressed when I respond to him in a straight face that the groom will have to give us all blow jobs for the last time.

Seriously, we are going to gentlemen club with lot of hot babes!


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Prince Charles in the news.

"I happily talk to the plants and the trees, and listen to them. I think it's absolutely crucial," Charles tells Titchmarsh, adding that it all keeps him "relatively sane".
 
Quote from Pension_Admin:



He wasn't impressed when I respond to him in a straight face that the groom will have to give us all blow jobs for the last time.

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You guys can hope that he'll fall off the wagon sometime down the road.
 
I went into the little deli across from work for a sandwich. The woman behind the counter was looking a bit rough, so i said "Do you have a cold?"

She replied "No, im still drunk, was out celebrating last night"

I asked her what she was celebrating and she said "6 weeks on the wagon"
 
A man walks into a doctors and says
"help me doc I got a real bad farting problem"
The doctor says
"ok I can help you one minute please"
The doctor leaves the room and a few minutes later comes back in with a big stick
The man says
"what is that for!!"
The doctor replies
"to open a window it fuckin stinks in here!!!!"
 
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