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Please tell me who you stole that from, so when I steal it, which would be the first chance I get, I can give credit.
Apple does it again!
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.
The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.
The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
I was telling my friend the other day that my dog was really intelligent.
"OK, then, show me," he said.
So I pointed my finger at him as if it were a gun, and went: "BANG!"
"What does that prove?" asked my friend. "He's just sitting there licking his balls."
"Exactly," I said. "He knows he isn't really dead"
"OK, then, show me," he said.
So I pointed my finger at him as if it were a gun, and went: "BANG!"
"What does that prove?" asked my friend. "He's just sitting there licking his balls."
"Exactly," I said. "He knows he isn't really dead"
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .
I called a Suicide Hotline and I had to press 1 for English.
I was then connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They asked if I could drive a truck
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .
I called a Suicide Hotline and I had to press 1 for English.
I was then connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They asked if I could drive a truck
