Jokes 2

[nutmeg]

Fuld: Government Denied Lehman, but Helped Wall Street
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The first thing out of Fuld's mouth when he met with Paulson was: "I've been a CEO a lot longer than you".

Pretty fucking funny.

 

[nutmeg]

It was a dark and stormy night....

Me and some friends were in a club the other night when the DJ played a song that went, "Put your hands up in the air, put your hands up in the air..." Pierre, looking angry, left without saying a word to anyone.

 

[nutmeg]

It was a dark and stormy night and all the light's were out, then there was a tap on the window. What a stupid place to put a tap.

 

[Yannis]

Quote from nutmeg:

It was a dark and stormy night and all the light's were out, then there was a tap on the window. What a stupid place to put a tap.

I didn't this one coming...

 

[nutmeg]

It was a dark and stormy night.
The storm had come quickly

and

each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.

She looked
across the room and admired his strong appearance...and

wished that he would take her in his arms,
comfort her and protect her

from the storm.

Suddenly,
with a pop, the power went out...

She screamed...

He raced to the sofa
where she was cowering.

He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms.


He knew this was a forbidden union and

expected her to pull back.


He was surprised when she didn't resist
but instead clung to him.

The storm raged on...

They knew it was wrong...

Their families would
never understand.


So consumed were they in their
FEAR that they heard no opening of doors


... just the

faint click of a camera......

 

[nutmeg]

 

[Yannis]

Cute

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[nutmeg]

A Chinese flag flies at Goldman Sachs New York headquarters.

Somewhat funny.

In a shar pei sort of way.

 

[killthesunshine]

"Dice" is sitting back of class creating a ruckus..teacher calls on him

"Andrew what's the difference between 2 eight's and 3 eight's?"

Dice answers, "That what I say honey what's the fvcking difference!"

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl...age=1&ndsp=39&ved=1t:429,r:11,s:0&tx=57&ty=69

 

[Yannis]

Did You Say "Dance?"

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