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Yo, I invented "pizza in a cup".

Cook up your pie and put it in a blender and serve with a straw.

Got the idea one day after I drank too much and puked up a couple slices of sausage and pepporoni.
 
President Clinton looked up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him.
"What is it?" yelled the President.
"It's this abortion bill, Mr. President. What do you want to do about it?" the aide asked.
"Just go ahead and pay it." responded the President.
 
This label on this loaf of bread says that two slices contain as much calcium as a glass of milk, now I just need to find out which ones.
 
Quote from flytiger:

The first Joke thread disappeared in its entirety. I think Baron stole it, and is going to publish it as The ET Joke Book.

Wait till he finds out we stole all those jokes before he stole them.
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One of my facorite Kris Kristoferrson songs....reminds me, said Yoda. LOL Full song: http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/kristofferson-kris/dont-cuss-the-fiddle-13036.html



I found a wounded brother
Drinkin' bitterly away the afternoon
And soon enough he turned on me
Like he'd done every face in that saloon
Well, we cussed him to the ground
And said he couldn't even steal a decent song
But soon as it was spoken
We was sad enough to wish that we were wrong

Don't ever cuss that fiddle, boy
Unless you want that fiddle out of tune
That picker there in trouble, boy
Ain't nothin' but another side of you
If we ever get to heaven, boys
It ain't because we ain't done nothin' wrong
We're in this gig together
So let's settle down and steal each other's songs

Don :)
 
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