Jokes 2

[nutmeg]

'ju juj lala 'ju ioup haii hueww'

that's right Adebayor, he was offside.

 

[Yannis]

More Candidate Lies

http://www.theonion.com/articles/candidate-may-have-lied-about-heroic-death-in-viet,17600

 

[hoodooman]

Not unlike a lot of other people, he has a very poor sense of humor.

 

[pennystocker]

In hindsight, I was never prepared to start trading. No plan, no edge.

Here's me when I thought I was about to embark on a trading career to earn a million dollars in no time...

 

[fhl]

Does anybody know any sikh jokes?

 

[bigarrow]

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[nutmeg]

I saw my sikh friend today, who I haven't seen in 10 years. It's been a while, but I can tell you this, that fucker hasn't changed...

His Turban. ah ha haha ha ha haha ha.

 

[Optionpro007]

Quote from pennystocker:

In hindsight, I was never prepared to start trading. No plan, no edge.

Here's me when I thought I was about to embark on a trading career to earn a million dollars in no time...

 

[Yannis]

Quote from fhl:

Does anybody know any sikh jokes?

What do you do when a {whatever} man throws a pin at you? Run like hell because the gernade is still in his mouth.

 

[flytiger]

Quote from bigarrow:

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Four police officers passed over for promotion. How do you live that down?