Jokes 2

[pennystocker]

What do they call a really ugly young maiden in China? Yung Chow Yuck

 

[nutmeg]

The only men who really understand women are Ben and Jerry.

 

[mgookin]

What do you call a Chinese 69?

Twocanchew

 

[fhl]

I was told as a child that I had a photographic memory.
But I never developed it.

 

[nutmeg]

I went for a job interview.

''Where would you like to see yourself in five years time?'' he asks me.

I thought and said ''Suspended with full pay''

 

[nutmeg]

I went for a job at a building site.

The foreman asks me 2 questions "can you make coffee? And can you drive a dumper truck??"


I asked him "why, how big is the coffee pot??

 

[nutmeg]

Fool me once, four hour erection. Fool me twice, my power-point presentation gets rescheduled.

 

[nutmeg]

The Gulf Of Mexico oil spill is so bad.

Yea how bad is it?

It's so bad, Sponge Bob has tar balls in his sponge pants.

 

[nutmeg]

Why does the River Seine run through Paris?


Wtf? a rhetorical joke.

 

[pennystocker]

Cash clerk to customer: "I am sorry miss but this fifty dollar bill is counterfeit!"

woman: "Damn! I've just been raped up the butt!"