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- Thread starter gwb-trading
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You just killed me. LOL
Here's the original link, stuff dates to 1963 or 4. Tip of the hat to the guy who came up with the Obama stuff. Too funny.
http://www.schoolforchampions.com/history/lincolnjfk.htm
Be Happy, It's An Order
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Subject: THE NICE WIFE
When Love Fades ...
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's'
voice from the kitchen.
"What would you like for dinner my Love? Chicken, beef or lamb?"
I said, "I'll have chicken, Thank you"
She replied "You're having soup, asshole. I was talking to the cat."
When Love Fades ...
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's'
voice from the kitchen.
"What would you like for dinner my Love? Chicken, beef or lamb?"
I said, "I'll have chicken, Thank you"
She replied "You're having soup, asshole. I was talking to the cat."
Biden and Obama are at a restaurant for lunch. The waitress comes over and asks what they will be having. Biden says, "I'll have a quickie." The waitress steps back in disgust and says, "Mr. Vice President, I thought that kind of piggish behavior went out with the Clinton administration!" She storms off and Biden looks confused. Obama shakes his head at the vice president and says, "Joe, it's pronounced QUICHE."
Somewhere on the net
"I had breakfast with a Wall Street type this morning. We talked about the report a little bit. He seemed to find it something of a yawn. I inquired whether he thought these revelations would lead to profound and lasting changes in the way our markets function. He ate a berry and thoughtfully replied, "People are getting awful tired of regulation."
"Which people?" I asked him. "Because it's my perception that a lot of people are actually looking for some increased oversight of the financial industry."
"Oh, certainly," he said.
"So which people are tired of all this talk about regulation?"
"You know," he said. "The Street.""
"I had breakfast with a Wall Street type this morning. We talked about the report a little bit. He seemed to find it something of a yawn. I inquired whether he thought these revelations would lead to profound and lasting changes in the way our markets function. He ate a berry and thoughtfully replied, "People are getting awful tired of regulation."
"Which people?" I asked him. "Because it's my perception that a lot of people are actually looking for some increased oversight of the financial industry."
"Oh, certainly," he said.
"So which people are tired of all this talk about regulation?"
"You know," he said. "The Street.""