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When Halloween gets here, I'm gonna buy a bag of big candy bars and a box of razor blades.
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Actually I think we could strike terror with a few packs of candy cigarettes, some Jesus pamphlets (ten commandments printed on the back) and ummnn. let's see what else, how about a piece of rope. You know, innocuous stuff. Bags of leftover airline peanuts. Whoopsie, sorry about the peanut allergy. (Cripes contaminate the whole bag, maybe the whole neighborhood).

Better yet, be a good guy and hand out trophies for halloween. Glad you found my house --- atta boy.
 
Builder confidence in the market for newly built, single-family homes fell back two points to 15 in March as poor weather conditions............................
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We are at about 4 economic indicators this year that blame the weather.

stay tuned for Al Roker to replace Bernanke.
 
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JOB OPENING
Chairman of the Federal Reserve. Must be able to appear calm, cool and collected while lying like a rug as the economy collapses around you. Requires the ability to maintain poise and gracefully answer #@*^ing stupid questions from Congress and/or the media. Ability to enter numbers into a computer with vapor trails of zeros behind them a plus. Masters in Meteorology is required for this position.
 
George Carlin is (was) hilarious;

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My aunts used to tease me about being single at weddings. They laugh and poke me in the ribs and say "You're next" and watch me squirm.

So I started doing it to them at funerals.
 
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awesome fhl!!!!

renegade perv the best
 
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