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Don't Look for a "Magical" Investment

Stick with what worked in the past. Nothing.

(GM, homeownership, children will get a good job and take care of you)
 
Consider Starting a Side Business.

C'mon guys we can mow each others lawn. This is proven economic theory known as stepped in dogshit. I'll post a link later.
 
Two economists were walking down the street one day when they passed two large piles of dog shit.
The first economist said to the other, "I'll pay you $20,000 to eat one of those piles of shit." The second one agrees and chooses one of the piles and eats it. The first economist pays him his $20,000.

Then the second economist says, "I'll pay you $20,000 to eat the other pile of shit." The first one says okay, and eats the shit. The second economist pays him the $20,000.

They resume walking down the street.

After a while, the second economist says, "You know, I don't feel very good. We both have the same amount of money as when we started. The only difference is we've both eaten shit."

The first economist says: "Ah, but you're ignoring the fact that we've engaged in $40,000 worth of trade!"
 
How come my Mrs will spend a fortune on Pantene for her hair which looks just like jizz but if I accidentally cum in her hair she goes mental.
 
Quote from nutmeg:

Two economists were walking down the street one day when they passed two large piles of dog shit.
The first economist said to the other, "I'll pay you $20,000 to eat one of those piles of shit." The second one agrees and chooses one of the piles and eats it. The first economist pays him his $20,000.

Then the second economist says, "I'll pay you $20,000 to eat the other pile of shit." The first one says okay, and eats the shit. The second economist pays him the $20,000.

They resume walking down the street.

After a while, the second economist says, "You know, I don't feel very good. We both have the same amount of money as when we started. The only difference is we've both eaten shit."

The first economist says: "Ah, but you're ignoring the fact that we've engaged in $40,000 worth of trade!"
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Was either of these two bright fellows aware of the fact that the IRS was taping the whole incident and they now owe up to $10,000 each in Federal and State taxes? :)
 
Quote from Yannis:

Was either of these two bright fellows aware of the fact that the IRS was taping the whole incident and they now owe up to $10,000 each in Federal and State taxes? :)
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lol
 
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