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The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through ignorant, promiscuous, and irresponsible behavior. The disease is called GONORRHEA LECTEM and pronounced “gonna re-elect them.”
 
An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a while. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to move to the next step.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. 'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered: 'Is that one word, or two?'
 
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A new blonde receptionist started working in our office this morning, my first thoughts were "I'd like to fuck your brains out " but after a 2 minute conversation with her I realised that someone had beat me to it.
 
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A new blonde receptionist started working in our office this morning, my first thoughts were "I'd like to fuck your brains out " but after a 2 minute conversation with her I realised that someone had beat me to it.
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There was some show that had that as a bit joke. These two male office workers are talking and one says to the other "You know that hot intern? Last night I fucked her brains out."

Later on, some cute chick strolls by the open door doing the retard strut. I LMAO.
 
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