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Quote from MustPlayOptions:

Actually it means you're eating them. There's no way you went in there with your mouth closed the whole time.

Enjoy the taste next time you eat someone's sh-- :)
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Quote from Xspurt:

PLEASE TAKE BEWARE OF THE DANGER OF PLAYING WITH OLD BITS OF PIPE

Man's penis removed from pipe

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6946257/Mans-penis-removed-from-pipe.html
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Yeah, same thing happened to me too!

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The other day Nutmeg and I were taking a leak off a bridge.

"Man, this river sure is cold," said Nutmeg.

"Yeah, and deep too!" I replied.
 
Quote from nutmeg:

That's why I always use the kiddie urinals in the restroom, they're a little lower to the ground and I won't "bottom" out.
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All this time, we avoided the "dick joke". Well, to a time there is a season.

My dick was almost elected to the Senate. But Harry Reid wouldn't allow a bigger Dick than him to serve.
 
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