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Grandparents are just like teenagers:

They're full of drugs, you wouldnt trust them with your car and you can't understand a word they fucking say.
 
Quote from flytiger:

I think an Englishman just called us "loons". How absolutely elegant!!!

Quite refreshing, considering some of the other stuff I've been called on ET.
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loons (English noun. )
those endowed with wacky, eclectic, funny, unorthodox humour

Not derogatory. But a compliment.
 
Quote from Humpy:

loons (English noun. )
those endowed with wacky, eclectic, funny, unorthodox humour

Not derogatory. But a compliment.
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And I thank you. Trust me. It hasn't always been a gift. I'll bet Nut spent as much time in detention as I did.
 
Since its Christmas

Two Santas are leaving the grotto. "I can't wait to get home," says one of them. "As soon as I walk in the door, I'm going to rip my wife's panties right off."

"I know the feeling," the other says.

"No, I'm serious," says the first. "They're killing me."
 
A korean, a Japanese, and a chinaman walk into a bar.

The chinaman sits on a chair....... or was it the jap? Actually it could have been the Korean...... Ah fuck it.
 
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