LOL! Good one!
I am so glad guys are not like females. Never should there be any rubbing!
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LOL! Good one!
I am so glad guys are not like females. Never should there be any rubbing!
A Japanese man hailed a cab and told the driver to take him to the airport. During the journey, a Nissan drove past the taxi. The Japanese man said to the driver "Nissan, very fast! Made in Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man told the driver "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi overtook the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese said to the driver "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi got to the airport. The fare was over $300.
The Japanese exclaimed, "Why so expensive?"
The driver said "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man told the driver "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi overtook the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese said to the driver "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi got to the airport. The fare was over $300.
The Japanese exclaimed, "Why so expensive?"
The driver said "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"
Plurality of meaning for Sweeeeeeeeeeeet Christmas cheer!!
Touching and heartfelt "man" stories:
1. I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy
crouching down behind a tombstone. I said, "Morning." He said,
"No, just taking a shit".
2. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I
realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and
asked him to forgive me..
3. My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting,
"Get this out of me! Give me the drugs." She looked at me and said,
"You did this to me you bastard!"I casually replied, "If you would
care to remember, I wanted to stick my dick up your ass but you
said, "It'll be too painful."
4. I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual
checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why,
she said, "Because I am trying to examine you."
5. My girlfriend and I were making love last night when she looked
up at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies". So I turned
her over on all fours, stuck it in her ass, pulled it out, flipped her back
over and came all over her face and hair. She was pissed. I guess we
don't watch the same movies.
1. I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy
crouching down behind a tombstone. I said, "Morning." He said,
"No, just taking a shit".
2. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I
realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and
asked him to forgive me..
3. My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting,
"Get this out of me! Give me the drugs." She looked at me and said,
"You did this to me you bastard!"I casually replied, "If you would
care to remember, I wanted to stick my dick up your ass but you
said, "It'll be too painful."
4. I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual
checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why,
she said, "Because I am trying to examine you."
5. My girlfriend and I were making love last night when she looked
up at me and said, "Make love to me like in the movies". So I turned
her over on all fours, stuck it in her ass, pulled it out, flipped her back
over and came all over her face and hair. She was pissed. I guess we
don't watch the same movies.