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I was sitting in school when my English teacher walked past and said, "Your grammar is shit." I replied "Well, your grandad is a cunt."
 
Nutmeg and his wife wife have had breakfast naked for more than half a century...

One morning she exclaims,"oh honey, this morning I feel my heart filled with love and passion for you...."

Nutmeg replies, "That is so sweet, but honey, please take your tit out of the coffee...".
 
When Nutmeg's wife talks to him, she does so on her knees.

She is looking under the bed screaming, "Nutmeg you puss, get out of there"...

*****

Happy Thanksgiving to you Nutty and all others!!
 
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Thanks.

Happy T-day to all.
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I happen to be the legal representative of turkeys and on their behalf I would like to protest against the violence offered to my clients on T - day.
This oppressed minority has suffered enough. African Americans and native Americans have won their fight for equality but my clients are still struggling.
:D
 
When Chuck Norris’ wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, “don’t worry about it honey,” and went into his backyard.

He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce.

When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, “Never question Chuck Norris.”
 
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