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Three shop owners found themselves in prison. They started talking.
"I set my prices higher than my competitors. I am in prison for price gouging."
"I set my prices lower than my competitors. I am in prison for predatory practices."
"I set my prices the same as my competitors. I am in prison for collusion!"
 
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Three shop owners found themselves in prison. They started talking.
"I set my prices higher than my competitors. I am in prison for price gouging."
"I set my prices lower than my competitors. I am in prison for predatory practices."
"I set my prices the same as my competitors. I am in prison for collusion!"
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Same Old Story

Three men found themselves in prison somewhere in Latin America and started talking:
"I'm here because I was for Juan Luis Ortega."
"I'm here because I was against Juan Luis Ortega."
"I AM Juan Luis Ortega!"

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I'm still looking for roast beef jokes. That was pretty funny that Dracula guy getting hit in the back of the head with roast beef. We are having stu tonight. Ssshhh Stu doesn't know yet. yum.
 
Visibility wasn't good the other day, and I got pulled over by a traffic cop whilst doing 70mph.

He asked, "What would you do if Mr. Fog came down suddenly?"

"I would put Mr. Foot on Mr. Brake," I sarcastically replied.

"Let me start again," he sighed, "What would you do if mist or fog came down suddenly?"
 
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I think I have a joke Yannis will like.

I just bought a film with 3.142 stars out of 5.

It was a pi rated DVD.

:D :D :D
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That's close, but, really, despite all those years at school, this is about the sum total of what I remember about pi:

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What did the vet say to the dog who kept licking his balls?



Two queers are sitting on a bench in the park. An old dog come over and lays down.

The younger more impetuous queer says, " Gee I wish I could do that".

The older and more cautious one replies, " I think you ought to pet him first".
 
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