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Frank Rizzo… is standing over a patient in the operating room, scalpel in hand, wishing he hadn't lied on his résumé about being a surgeon. Here goes nothing …
 
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Frank Rizzo… is standing over a patient in the operating room, scalpel in hand, wishing he hadn't lied on his résumé about being a surgeon. Here goes nothing …
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... And then, looking deep inside for some inspiring confirmation, some moral guidance at this pivotal point of his bloody, miserable existence, he heard the last of Godfather's words, straight from his deathbed: "Fooouuughetaboutit...!" :)
 
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Give her a buck. See what happens.
 
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime
rates in the country."
-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
 
A Cute Factoid

Los Angeles' full name is:

El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de Los Angeles de Porciuncula

and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: L.A.

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Let me get this straight

We're going to pass a health care plan written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it, signed by a president that also hasn't read it, and who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and its ginormous cost will be financed by a country that's nearly broke...

What could possibly go wrong here?

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