Jokes 2

[nutmeg]

The doctor came in stinking of gin
And proceeded to lie on the table
He said Rocky you met your match
And Rocky said, Doc it's only a scratch
And I'll be better I'll be better doc as soon as I am able.

ThE priest met Rocky Racoon and asked what he was concealing under his cape.

He said it was holy water. The priest reached for the bottle, uncorked it and sniffed. 'Why, Rocky he exclaimed, 'this isn't holy water; this is gin.'

Whereupon crossed himself and said, 'Glory be to God, another miracle.

Now Rocky Raccoon he fell back in his room
Only to find Gideon's bible
A Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt
To help with good Rocky's revival.

 

[Humpy]

Q. What's the difference between a greedy banker and the village idiot ?

A. about 10 million dollars of taxpayers money

 

[nutmeg]

Al Gore (creator of the internet) has just been interviewed while making preparations for the internets 40th birthday tomorrow!

He says he never envisioned sites such as ET, facebook, twitter and youtube.

I bet getting 1.4 billion people to whack off daily to downloaded images showing Japanese school girls suspended by ropes was on not on his mind either!!

But thanks Al.

 

[flytiger]

Quote from nutmeg:

Al Gore (creator of the internet) has just been interviewed while making preparations for the internets 40th birthday tomorrow!

He says he never envisioned sites such as ET, facebook, twitter and youtube.

I bet getting 1.4 billion people to whack off daily to downloaded images showing Japanese school girls suspended by ropes was on not on his mind either!!

But thanks Al.

Got a link?

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from flytiger:

Got a link?

Now how in the hell would I have a link on shit I made up. This is the link, quote me.

"This is the beauty of the internet."
----George Washington

another quote for ya.

No llink hthough, been quoting dead people for years.

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from flytiger:

Got a link?

I just googled "Got a link". 821 million hits, looks like plenty of other people need a link.

 

[nutmeg]

What did the one casket say to the other casket?

How come Wall Mart is able to sell everything so cheap? ...

 

[brokershopping]

I believe he was requesting a link to the Japanese schoolgirls in bondage.

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from brokershopping:

I believe he was requesting a link to the Japanese schoolgirls in bondage.

I think you're right, makes perfect sense. I'm not giving up my links on japanese schoolgirls in bondage until he gives me the link on the one armed albino lesbian octopus.

 

[nutmeg]