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I went to a nudist wedding last weekend and everybody kept referring to me as the best man. And I didn't even know the groom.
 
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This is how you tell a story. RIP Soupy.

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Once again it is time for our annual Halloween tradtion. My wife brings out the ceramic pumpkin and I put the note inside which reads "You are fat". Everyone lifts the lid looking for candy.
 
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Once again it is time for our annual Halloween tradtion. My wife brings out the ceramic pumpkin and I put the note inside which reads "You are fat". Everyone lifts the lid looking for candy.
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Does it make a nice deep sound when kids smash it against your front door? :)
 
I only had one trick or treater in the last ten years and I gave the kid a gallon of olive oil. That weighed his bag down pretty bad, in fact it was dragging on the ground.
 
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I only had one trick or treater in the last ten years and I gave the kid a gallon of olive oil. That weighed his bag down pretty bad, in fact it was dragging on the ground.
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You should have given him the can too! :)
 
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You should have given him the can too! :)
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Then the kid wouldn't have left a trail of oil. That might be interesting if somebody tossed a match on it. . .
 
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