Jokes 2

[flytiger]

Quote from Xspurt:

I remember being like this but I'm glad to say that was a long time ago...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZQsA7G0hvQ&feature=popular

You can see why drunks don't get hurt when you fall. At about 1:30 marker, this guy has the skeletal integrity of Gumby.

 

[Yannis]

Current Economic Policy

 

[fhl]

What's the ideal weight of a congressman?

About three pounds, including the urn.

 

[nutmeg]

 

[fhl]

<img src="http://www.joemanna.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/HLIC/d9f52e0469398513ad24e5b0935ffa61.jpg" />

 

[nutmeg]

As a Frenchman I take offence to some of the jokes on this website! If you have a problem with what I have said then I'm sorry and I take it back.

 

[TGregg]

Quote from nutmeg:

As a Frenchman I take offence to some of the jokes on this website! If you have a problem with what I have said then I'm sorry and I take it back.

Ha! Liar! If you were a real Frenchman, you'd offer up a few deprecating jokes by way of appeasement.

(stage whisper)Nutmeg could never resist a setup(/stage whisper)

 

[nutmeg]

Why did everyone leave? Oh, but of course! Already I have achieved a post of honor, and have been left to defend the fort. Viva la Republique!

--- Pepe Le Pew:

 

[MustPlayOptions]

You can't make this stuff up:

http://thehill.com/homenews/house/63941-democrats-lock-republicans-out-of-committee-room

 

[AZheat70]

Good way to piss off the neighbors