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Promptness Is Vital
After his bitter divorce, Joe was known among his friend for the promptness with which he sent his ex-wife her alimony payment each month. When asked the reason for his rush, he shivered and explained, âIâm afraid that if I ever should fall behind in my payments she might decide to come back!â
After his bitter divorce, Joe was known among his friend for the promptness with which he sent his ex-wife her alimony payment each month. When asked the reason for his rush, he shivered and explained, âIâm afraid that if I ever should fall behind in my payments she might decide to come back!â
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa : half discovered, half wild,
fertile and naturally beautiful.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe : well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain : very hot, relaxed, and
convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece : gently aging but still a
warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain : with a glorious and
all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel : has been through war,
doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada : self-preserving, but open to
meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet : wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past
and the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
knowledge.
GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran : ruled by nuts.
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa : half discovered, half wild,
fertile and naturally beautiful.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe : well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain : very hot, relaxed, and
convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece : gently aging but still a
warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain : with a glorious and
all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel : has been through war,
doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada : self-preserving, but open to
meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet : wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past
and the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
knowledge.
GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran : ruled by nuts.
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