Jokes 2

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This one made me think of Nutmeg. I think it's why I hate it. :D

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One of my alltime faves, delivered by an unlikely jokester.......

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Joke needs to be updated. Especially if you've seen a recent picture of Bardot.

Young guys, we need somebody w/ long hair, someone with a mustache, and a beautiful woman very comfortable with her sexuality (round heeled, they used to say.)

Rennick used to tell this joke with Valentino, Fairbanks, and Clara Bow.
 
Oh vey! That guy reminds me of my tax accountant, I just relived an April 15th nightmare. Same joke, same size, ahhh com'on give it to me straight whadda I owe, enuf with the jokes already.
 
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