Jokes 2

trendlover · Jun 20, 2009

Quote from nutmeg:

Is that you Mom?

Aaaahahahaha!, nutmeg you are crazy!

nutmeg · Jun 20, 2009

When I left the dollar store, somebody stole our car. I asked my wife if she saw who it was. She said, "No, but I did get the license number".

nutmeg · Jun 20, 2009

I can't believe all the stuff she bought for the kids at the dollar store. Coloring books, toys, games, chips, drinks. I told her, our kids are spoiled. She said, "All kids smell that way."

flytiger · Jun 20, 2009

Quote from fhl:

This guy got lost on a deserted island and was there for three years.

When a passing cargo ship found him, they noticed there were three huts the man had built, so they asked him about them.

The man who had been lost said that the first hut was his home, and the second hut was his church.

They asked him what his third hut was for.

He told them that it was his old church, and he had gotten mad and left and built a new church.

This, perhaps, is the gem of 900 posts. Unbelievably brilliant.

The other guy is writing a book, Nut, and your stuff isn't fitting profile. "Jokes of ET" or,"stuff we stole from other people that we thought was funny", to be followed by, "Jokesters of ET", featuring Nut featuring his nuts in the centerfold.

nutmeg · Jun 20, 2009

Quote from flytiger:

This, perhaps, is the gem of 900 posts. Unbelievably brilliant.

The other guy is writing a book, Nut, and your stuff isn't fitting profile. "Jokes of ET" or,"stuff we stole from other people that we thought was funny", to be followed by, "Jokesters of ET", featuring Nut featuring his nuts in the centerfold.

nutmeg · Jun 20, 2009

It was because of my father that from the ages of seven to fifteen, I thought that my name was Jesus Christ.

TGregg · Jun 21, 2009

Quote from nutmeg:

It was because of my father that from the ages of seven to fifteen, I thought that my name was Jesus Christ.

And then there was your middle name, but there's no sense in going there.

nutmeg · Jun 21, 2009

Wayne Gibbous · Jun 21, 2009

Slap Chop Rap!

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Yannis · Jun 22, 2009

Quote from stsslick:

you are not telling jokes...

You couldn't be more wrong.

There are many types of jokes and nutmeg specializes in live ones, some of which are really funny in their own way.

Keep it up nutmeg