Real Entertaining Puns
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
For a while, Houdini used a lot of trap doors in his act, but he was just going through a stage.
I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.
I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents.
Somebody was running a flea circus, but a dog came and stole the show.
A circus lion won't eat clowns because they taste funny.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Soldiers in plays like to Shakespeares.
A former doctor, while auditioning for a play, broke his leg. But luckily, he could still make the cast.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall - and a pretty good spring and summer, too.
A pun is its own reword.
Thirsty jokers can be seen waiting in the punch line.
The unveiling of the statue was a monumental occasion.
I keep reading 'The Lord of the Rings' over and over. I guess it's just force of hobbit
When the human cannonball retired they couldn't find a replacement of the right caliber.
I like to stay current with the electrifying adventures of Sherlock ohms
When James Bond slept through the earthquake, he was shaken but not stirred.
When a vampire decided to become a poet, everyone said he went from bat to verse.
Two ladies were discussing the planetarium show they had just seen; one said the show was fantastic, while the other agreed but added 'Most of it was over my head.'
I hear the Sylvester Stallone Film Festival got off to a rocky start.
A tight-rope walker enjoys being on-line.
To kill a circus in one blow, go for the juggler.
If actions speak louder than words then why can't you hear mime artists?
The astronomer became an actor because he always wanted to visit the stars.
'Change the channel' she said remotely.
A speaker at the firearms convention had to rifle through his notes.
When Peter Pan spoke to Captain Hook he made an off-hand comment.
I wasn't allowed to be in Star Wars, because I tested positive for droids.
He auditioned for a part as a trumpet player but he blew it.
I watched a movie about a baby hen, it was a real chick flick.
Nobody listens to Bugs Bunny, its all haresay.
When the unemployed actor got a job with a demolition company he finally brought down the house.
The circus manager made the clowns undress in his office as he was fond of comic strips.
Everyone agreed that the actor, who had played a hostage, had given a captivating performance.
For a family to watch a 007 movie at the theatre is a bonding experience.
An amusement park had a ride break down and had to hire a spin doctor.
