Jokes 2

[mike oxbig]

Q. Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned ?

A. She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

 

[nutmeg]

Welcome to our newest member, InfufackanO.

Fack-Fack, bo-back,
Banana-fana fu-fack
Fee-fi-mo-fack
FackanO

In- O, In- o, fu fino
Banana nana fo fino
Fe fi fo fino
In-fu-fack-ano

Ano ano bo bano
fe fi bo infu
fack fack blow black Jack
Bananan nana mo whack

So on and so forth.........

 

[eastside]

LOLOL nutty

 

[flytiger]

Quote from nutmeg:

I was bored at work today, so I gave a colleague a clock and told him to give it to someone else.

I had to do something to pass the time.

A villager in Pakistan told this knee slapper. The Taliban executed him, with cause.

 

[nutmeg]

 

[nutmeg]

Barack Obama is apparently reaching out to the Muslim World.

Bet they're keeping a tight grip on their wallets.

 

[nutmeg]

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[nutmeg]

Quote from nutmeg:

I was bored at work today, so I gave a colleague a clock and told him to give it to someone else.

I had to do something to pass the time.

Nutmeg you started this. I misread the joke and thought "What if I gave a colleague a cock and told him to give it to someone else?" Then all of these cock videos started showing up.

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[nutmeg]

This is why you should shave.

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[nutmeg]

That's me in the first row (ya probably wondering why I'm sitting in the first row, it's a no brainer, check out her ta ta's)