Jokes 2

[nutmeg]

Louis Caldera goes into a library and returns a book on political suicide.

The librarian says; "I expect you want to pay the fine using your fucking expense account."

 

[Yannis]

Interesting...

It was once said that a black man would be president in the US "when pigs fly". Indeed, 100 days into Obama's presidency... Swine Flu.

 

[Yannis]

HiJack

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/362692/hijack/

 

[Yannis]

A Typical Woman?

http://www.maniacworld.com/typical-woman-whats-yours-is-mine.html

 

[Yannis]

First Short Movie Prize Berlin Film Festival

http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=9SgYnciZ-qg

 

[Wayne Gibbous]

for nutmeg...


<img src="http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=2421498"/>

 

[nutmeg]

A Welshman and an Irishman are taking a stroll through the countryside when they come across a sheep which has its head stuck in a fence.
The Welshman casually walks behind the sheep, unzips and does his business.
Once he's finished, he turns to the Irishman and says, "Go on - you have a go!"
So the Irishman gets down on his hands and knees and sticks his head in the fence.

 

[Esq Esq Esq]

In the french spirit

 

[nutmeg]

New Flu Kills US Man, Spreads to Australia, Japan
(Cnbc headline)

wtf happened? Apparently we don't want to upset the Mexicans, the Pigs, the Mathematicians (H1N1), (sigh...) this week the flu is called the "new" flu.

 

[fhl]

Doctor, I think my son has the swine flu. What should I do?

Doctor: Just rub some oinkment on his chest and come in to the office tomorrow.