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Doctor - Husband At The ER

A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all...”

"Me neither doc, me neither..." said the husband. "BUT, she's a great cook and really good with the kids!"

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In a recent survey carried out for a leading toiletries firm ('Brut'), people from Detroit have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower!

In the survey, 86% of Detroit's residents said that they have enjoyed sex in the shower. The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison yet.
 
Shouldn't someone mention to the IRS that the swine flu isn't being only projected against them, even bankers can catch it !
 
Urgent Health Message

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises and take two good friends to the nearest liquor store to purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

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I was reading about another poor kid who'd been stabbed the other day. One of the headlines was 'loved by everyone'.

I thought, 'that can't be right'.
 
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