Jokes 2

A couple of independent truck drivers are outside in the back parking lot of the truck stop and chatting with a YELLOW/ROADWAY teamsters driver.

A state trooper vehical pulls up close by and the trooper gets out and stands there for a minute before unzipping his trousers and whips out his dick and motions to the truckdrivers to send the YR driver back to him.

The independent drivers look at the roadway driver and ask: What is he doing?

The Yellow/Roadway driver says: "I have a streak of bad luck lately, that trooper is signaling i am picked again for a random breathalyser test"
 
The kid is an amatuer.



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A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Irving! All he wants is anal sex and my butt hole is now the size of a 50-cent piece, when it used to be the size of a nickel." Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an eight-bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $10,000 a week allowance, you take six vacations a year, and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents?"
 
Two old women are sitting in a cafe. Margaret says to Ethel, "Did you come on the bus?"

Ethel replies, "Yeah, but I made it look like an asthma attack."
 
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