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WASHINGTON - A bullish President Obama says the ever-sinking Dow hasn't gotten him down - in fact, this might be a smart time to buy into the stock market.

"But if profit-and-earning ratios are starting to get you down and long term is not your perspsective join me on Yahoo option groups "Options are like acorns" as I explain Theetah Beetah and Cheetah- greeks bearing gifts." Obama said Tuesday
 
A lesson to be learned by all exporters – KNOW YOUR MARKET
A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment
A friend asked: Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?

The salesman explained

When I got posted in the Middle East, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there

But, I had a problem. I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters

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First poster : A man lying in the hot desert sand ..totally exhausted and fainting

Second poster : The man is drinking our Cola


Third poster : Our man is now totally refreshed


And Then these posters were pasted all over the place
"Then that should have worked!!" said the friend
The hell it should had ?!! said the salesman “I also didn’t realize that Arabs go from right to left”
 
Reflections On Life

1. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly, you're in bed with a relative.

2. Why is it we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

3. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

4. I saw a young woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "implants?" She hit me.

5. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail; but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn ... That was fun!"
 
Cowboy Smarts

Two cowboys could never tell their horses apart. So the first cowboy said, "I've got it!" The second cowboy said "What?" "I'll shave the main on my horse." Let's do it!” So the cowboy shaves the main on his horse. But after a while the main grew back. The cowboys are having a really hard time telling them apart.

Then the first cowboy said again, "I've got it! "What? What? What’s your idea now? says the other. "I'll cut the tail on my horse really small.." "Alright! Let's do it!" So he cut the tail really short. But after a while it grew back.

Finally the second cowboy has an idea: "How about this - you take the big black one and I'll take little white one!!!!"

:) :) :)
 
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament triumphs. After about and hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to get lost. " Why?", one asked, as they moved off.

"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
 
This dude sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
 
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