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Jokes 2
- Thread starter gwb-trading
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A woman awakened during the night to find that her husband was not in
their bed.
She put on her dressing gown and went downstairs to look for him.
She found him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee. He was
in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watched as he wiped a tear from his eye and took a sip of his
coffee.
"What's the matter, dear? " she whispered as she stepped into the room,
"Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looked up from his coffee, "I am just remembering when we
first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you
remember back then?" he said solemnly.
The wife was touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so
sensitive.
"Yes, I do," she replied.
The husband paused. The words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?
"
"Yes, I remember! " said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside
him.
The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in
my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to
jail for 20 years?'"
"I remember that too," she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said ... "I would have been
released today."
their bed.
She put on her dressing gown and went downstairs to look for him.
She found him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee. He was
in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watched as he wiped a tear from his eye and took a sip of his
coffee.
"What's the matter, dear? " she whispered as she stepped into the room,
"Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looked up from his coffee, "I am just remembering when we
first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you
remember back then?" he said solemnly.
The wife was touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so
sensitive.
"Yes, I do," she replied.
The husband paused. The words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?
"
"Yes, I remember! " said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside
him.
The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in
my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to
jail for 20 years?'"
"I remember that too," she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said ... "I would have been
released today."
Q: Why did god give women legs?
A: To stop the snail tracks
A: To stop the snail tracks
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Two seniors are having a 69.
After five minutes he says, "Sorry, love, the smell's too bad down there - I can't carry on."
"That'll be my arthritis," she says.
"What? I never heard of anyone having arthritis in their ass before."
"No," she says. "It's in my arms and hands... I can't wipe my ass."
After five minutes he says, "Sorry, love, the smell's too bad down there - I can't carry on."
"That'll be my arthritis," she says.
"What? I never heard of anyone having arthritis in their ass before."
"No," she says. "It's in my arms and hands... I can't wipe my ass."