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Silence Is Good

A man called his doctor and said, “Doctor, I think that my wife has come down with a case of laryngitis. She hasn't spoken to me in a few days...”

“Bring her into the office, then” the doctor said, “and I’ll see what I can do to treat the condition.”

“Actually, I was hoping you could tell me how to prolong it!”

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"When your mission is to restore honor and integrity to the White House, you've got to be willing to use any means necessary."

— Paul Begala, former advisor to Bill Clinton
 
In response to Obama's complaint that FOX News doesn't show enough Black people on their network, FOX has announced that they will now air "America's Most Wanted" TWICE a week.
 
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In response to Obama's complaint that FOX News doesn't show enough Black people on their network, FOX has announced that they will now air "America's Most Wanted" TWICE a week.
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BTW that really was a complaint about Cops. Too many black "suspects".
 
a class trip to remember


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I went to the library today and asked for a book on Tourette's.

The librarian says, "Fuck off, you cunt."

I said, "Yep, that's the one."
 
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