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Quote from gwb-trading:

A recent survey revealed that the average American walks 900 miles per year.

Another revealed that the average American consumes 20 gallons of beer per year. (~4 x 12 oz/week)

Conclusion: The average American gets 45 miles per gallon.

My Conclusion: I’m waaaaay above average – walk less, drink more… :-)
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I think you mean to say that you are way below average. If you were way above average you would get something like 90 miles per gallon.

If you walk less and drink more then you must get something like 20 miles to the gallon. You are a real gas guzzler. Don't you know we are in the middle of a major recession GWB-Trading? Do your civic duty and get rid of your SUV and switch to a Fiat! >:-)
 
That is really cool, but that's nothing compared to us.

On an average day we go to Alpha Centauri and back.

If you want to go really high dream channeling is the way to go! >:-)


Quote from Yannis:

Babu: The "Highest" Person In The World

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A train station is where a train stops.
A bus station is where a bus stops.

question: what is a uaw work station at an auto plant?
 
Here'eeeeeeeeessssss Johnnyyy!!!!

John Crudele of the NY Post for todays laugh..

"OK, now anyone who had been laid off at Target, or Morgan Stanley or Citigroup or AIG please raise your hand if you'd like one of the "shovel ready" jobs that President Obama thinks will be created by the massive government spending announced last week.

Want to fill a pothole? Build a bridge? Maybe work on the new railway tunnel under the Hudson?

I didn't think so.

What about any of the United Auto Workers being let go by the car makers? Anyone in good enough shape to dig a ditch, much less pour concrete?"
 
If you took a picture of the Sun at the same time each day, would it remain in the same position? The answer is no, and the shape traced out by the Sun over the course of a year is called an analemma. The Sun's apparent shift is caused by the Earth's motion around the Sun when combined with the tilt of the Earth's rotation axis. The Sun will appear at its highest point of the analemma during summer and at its lowest during winter. Today, the Winter Solstice day in Earth's northern hemisphere, the Sun is at the bottom of the analemma. Analemmas created from different latitudes would appear at least slightly different, as well as analemmas created at a different time each day. This particular analemma was built up by 46 separate Sun photographs taken during 2003 in Athens, Greece. Pictured in the foreground of this composite image are pillars called the Porch of Maidens, part of the ancient Erechtheum which was completed in 407 BC.

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Word is that the new Administration is still desperately looking to fill it's top posts

Geitner - failed
Daschle - failed
Killefor - failed

The FBI are desperately searching for the last known HONEST American. They have his description

Over 7ft tall
hairy
huge feet
lives in The Rockies

Any sitings gratefully received. Their last suspect reportedly dropped dead on Skid Row recently
 
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