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I have to get a physical tomorrow. When the Doc checks me down below and asks me to "cough" I think I'll have him leave the lights on, not like the last time which is another story.
 
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I have to get a physical tomorrow. When the Doc checks me down below and asks me to "cough" I think I'll have him leave the lights on, not like the last time which is another story.
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Hernia good jokes lately?
 
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I have to get a physical tomorrow. When the Doc checks me down below and asks me to "cough" I think I'll have him leave the lights on, not like the last time which is another story.
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When he checks your prostrate make sure you don't feel two hands on your shoulders.:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
The clock is ticking and I still haven't gone yet...... I think they close around 7 or 8 pm.

In the meantime...
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“Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.”
 
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Hmnnn... now that I'm reviewing my last two posts we need an edit.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready with a pitchfork.
 
I went to the Docs but they were too busy, they said come back tomorrow, now I have to wear my best pair of underpants two days in a row.
 
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