Okay, I'm back.
A couple of city boys are out in the woods.... by a lake fishing and enjoying a warm summer's day.
A canoeist passes by, when all of a sudden his canoe sinks. The canoeist doesn't re-surface
After about 10 minutes, one angler asks if the other saw what happened. He had.
"Don't you think we ought to look for him?" said one
They went in with their waders and dragged out a lifeless body.
"Go on then, do something, give him the fucking kiss of life"
One angler gets down and opens the mouth of the victim.
"Fuck me, I'm not fucking breathing into that, god his breath smells fucking revolting"
"Don't be so fucking sensitive, it's life or death you cunt."
The other one gets down but is also beaten back by the bad breath.
A third guy, who had been watching from nearby said "I think you cunts have got the wrong feller!"
"What makes you think that then" ask the anglers.
"Because that one's still got his fucking ice skates on!"
