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Recession Is Here

Did you hear about that dyslexic unemployed guy who needed money so much to impress his girlfiend that he decided to sell his soul to Santa?

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Jack: I’m getting a divorce, the wife hasn’t spoken with me for six months.'

Bill: Just make sure you know what you’re doing man. Wives like that are hard to find'!

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Observation

You know, guys, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't...

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Quote from fhl:

What does an Al-Qaeda mugger say?
"Give me all your money or I'll kill myself!"
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Two al-queda Moms discussing the young uns............

"My, my. they blow up so fast."
 
From a report on the Greater Mekong.....

Among the 15 mammals discovered in the region was the Laotian rock rat, Laonastes aenigmamus.

It was thought to have been extinct for 11 million years but a researcher spotted the corpse of one on sale in a food market in Laos in 2005.
 
What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty!

Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity!


Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys? Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!



A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police. "Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to get laid!"

What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward? "Live ammunition."

A Palestinian girl says to her mommy, "After Abdul blows up, can I have his room?"
 
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