Jokes 2

[poyayan]

 

[flytiger]

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this made a lot of folks smile in a tough time. Enjoy.

 

[Humpy]

Sign seen in Swiss Hotel
"We take your bags and send them in all directions"

 

[sho-tim]

Ninety-nine percent of democrats give the rest a bad name.

 

[sho-tim]

A conservative think tank believes they have finally found a crime to enforce against transvestites.

Male fraud.

 

[mgookin]

What time does the Chinese man go to the dentist?


(point to your jaw as you say this)
Tooth - Hurty!!!

 

[sho-tim]

How do you tick off a lady archeologist?

Hand her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.

 

[nutmeg]

Why did the TSA employee cross the road?

He thought the tampon was a plastic explosive.

ahahahahah I crack myself up.

 

[sho-tim]

q. How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?
a. With a crowbar.



q. Why did the little Greek boy run away from home?
a. He didn't like the way he was being reared.

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from nutmeg:

Why did the TSA employee cross the road?

He thought the tampon was a plastic explosive.

ahahahahah I crack myself up.

Nutmeg,

Are you implying that tsa employees are dumb and will run from danger?

Hey, shit happens.

When I went through Chi and asked a few questions about a stupid souvenier, they brought some one over to answer my question who was much bigger than me. I let him win.