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A man is on plane headed to Madagascar.
He is smoking a large cigar which is disturbing the woman next to him. She has a large squawking parrot on her shoulder. The woman and the man begin to argue. The woman tells the man that his cigar is extremely ghastly and the man replys by telling her that the parrot on her shoulding is much too loud and annoying.
After much arguing a flight attendant gets fed up with the conflict and throws the cigar and the parrot out the window. The man and woman are mortified and look out the window to see the parrot flying next to the plane.
And what did the parrot have in his mouth?
He is smoking a large cigar which is disturbing the woman next to him. She has a large squawking parrot on her shoulder. The woman and the man begin to argue. The woman tells the man that his cigar is extremely ghastly and the man replys by telling her that the parrot on her shoulding is much too loud and annoying.
After much arguing a flight attendant gets fed up with the conflict and throws the cigar and the parrot out the window. The man and woman are mortified and look out the window to see the parrot flying next to the plane.
And what did the parrot have in his mouth?
A man comes home from a session at the psychiatrist to find one of his friends in bed with his wife.
He storms into the kitchen, takes a knife out of the drawer, and stabs his friend to death.
The man's wife turns round and says:
"Look, you're nuts. If you keep going on like this you'll have no friends left!"
He storms into the kitchen, takes a knife out of the drawer, and stabs his friend to death.
The man's wife turns round and says:
"Look, you're nuts. If you keep going on like this you'll have no friends left!"
