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- Thread starter gwb-trading
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This is one of my all time favorites, and I really keep it to myself, because there are occasions where it's so suitable. I actually sent it to Patrick Byrne after he had one of his famous fights with CNBC. For you guys, because you mean so much to me, I'm gonna share. Just use it judiciously, and we'll enjoy it for years. As an aside, I always loved the look on the office managers face, like the cartoonist was stoned, and really worked hard to be sure it came out just right. Ready????
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A True Story
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.
The frog said to the princess, " I once was a rich and handsome young prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into my old form and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, introduce me to your beautiful, unattached girlfriends, and forever feel happy doing so."
That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept smiling to herself and saying, "I don't THINK so!!!"
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.
The frog said to the princess, " I once was a rich and handsome young prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into my old form and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, introduce me to your beautiful, unattached girlfriends, and forever feel happy doing so."
That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept smiling to herself and saying, "I don't THINK so!!!"
As many of you know, I am somewhat of a Biblical Scholar. I thought I would share with you the incident that proved to us, as scholars that the Christ had a sense of humor.
You all remember the parable of Jesus throwing the money changers from the Temple. What is not widely known is, upon escorting the last of the Scoundrels to the door, He winked, and said , "Hey, Pal. Got two tens for a five.?"
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You all remember the parable of Jesus throwing the money changers from the Temple. What is not widely known is, upon escorting the last of the Scoundrels to the door, He winked, and said , "Hey, Pal. Got two tens for a five.?"
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