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Jay Leno Joke

"A company has developed their 'Pizza-Beer' product, a combination of pizza and beer, or beer with bits of pizza in it. Don't we already have this? It's called vomit!"

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ANOTHER JAY lENO JOKE

We were expecting Hilary Clinton to put in an appearance tonight on this show but her aide rang to say she was kept away by the sniper fire !!

In Los Angeles ? - yer right
 
Chuck Norris penis,



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Politics As Usual

This politician was standing at the stage giving his standard "vote for me" speech when a note was passed to him. The only word written on the sheet was "IDIOT". Looking up at the audience, the speaker smiled and said: "I have heard of people who write letters and forget to sign their names but this is the first time that I see someone sign their name and forget to write the letter!"

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Another Leno Joke

"Researchers in England claimed that, for the first time, they managed to combine human with bovine DNA. Their objective, apparently, was to create the first man with a built-in leather jacket and belt!"

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