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Nutmeg, you are at the age where 'incontinent' is not a destination, but a State of Being.

I think Skynard wrote one for you......."Ooo Ooo That Smell......"

Can't cha smell that smell?
 
Tiger Woods is having a look at the coutryside while playing in a big tournament in Mexico. He stops his huge SUV at a gas station and 2 tees fall out of his pocket onto the ground. The old guy in the sombrero filling the tank says
" whot's those mister ?"
Tiger says " those are tees, I rest my balls on them "
"Those Yankees sure tinks of everyting" says the old guy
 
Quote from Humpy:

Tiger Woods is having a look at the coutryside while playing in a big tournament in Mexico. He stops his huge SUV at a gas station and 2 tees fall out of his pocket onto the ground. The old guy in the sombrero filling the tank says
" whot's those mister ?"
Tiger says " those are tees, I rest my balls on them "
"Those Yankees sure tinks of everyting" says the old guy
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Remarkable. I heard this joke in the very early sixties w/ Nicklaus and Palmer.
 
On the wedding night, the new bride confessess, "I've been a hooker all my life.

The newly wed husband jumps out of bed, looks at her a moment, then says, "Have you tried widening your stance and adjusting your grip?"
 
Quote from AKHENATON:

If you are Freemason don’t watch it.
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Another idiotic video clip; I lasted almost 10 seconds into it. Don't you have any good jokes to post? We just like to laugh around here :)
 
Quote from nutmeg:

On the wedding night, the new bride confessess, "I've been a hooker all my life.

The newly wed husband jumps out of bed, looks at her a moment, then says, "Have you tried widening your stance and adjusting your grip?"
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Woman runs intot the pro shop screaming. "A bee stung me between the first and second hole."

"Your stance is too wide."
 
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