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Quote from hoodooman:

Red was stealing and then killing the chickens after he had sex with them. That is how the police caught him, when they staked out the spot where he was leaving the chickens.
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A stuffed bird is much, much more tasty.
 
Quote from Optionpro007:

And to think I gave Monica's tight young ass up for this...

how could I have been such an idiot....:(
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Different body part.

"That's my story and I'm sticking to it."
 
Quote from hoodooman:

police caught him, when they staked out the spot where he was leaving the chickens.
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those poor chickens were, for all intends and purposes, literally fucked.

Something one can ponder upon, on the next visit to KF(xxxxx)C....
 
Quote from flytiger:



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My gosh. I mean. Even the President of the country of love was able to divorce and remarry....

Sarkozy, lucky mofo....:mad:
 
"I mean, there are so many more appealing farm animals than chickens."

Plenty of wholesome vegetables too, on the farm. Wasn't that long ago, a guy got caught with a pumpkin.
 
Quote from nutmeg:

"I mean, there are so many more appealing farm animals than chickens."
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now we know where the phrase "Running around like a chicken without a head"

inside comes from.....
 
Quote from flytiger:

Let's see how we do with original captions. The longer the primaries go on, the more captions should eminate from this gem.....



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Damn. Now that Obama is winning, she'll be impossible to live with. She'll probably cut my allowance too.
 
You didn't hear? Well, Nutmeg told nana that there's some lady in town who'se set up a shrine in her backyard because her water heater has rusted in the form of the Virgin Mary. "You wanna go see?"
 
Quote from flytiger:

Let's see how we do with original captions. The longer the primaries go on, the more captions should eminate from this gem.....



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"I mean, myGosh, for every rational American family, one Presidency of the country is enough. But Nooooooooo!!"
 
Quote from hoodooman:

There was a reddish haired, freckled faced black guy in our town who was caught having sex with chickens and sent to prison.

When he was released and came back home, he was forever referred to as " road island red".

True story.
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Why did the pervert cross the road?

His dick was in the chicken.
 
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