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- Thread starter gwb-trading
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he does have a nice smile... 
I got this shot of Nutmeg last summer on his trip to South America..........
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Caught me off gaurd there. I usually like panty house with shorts.
Meanwhile back to to the wedding pix, I did know two leasbians who lived on kuntz lane in the small town of Climax. One was fat from eating high carb edible sex toys. I used to dress up as a full grown midget and trick or treat there on halloween, I had mirrors on the tops of my shoes and I told all the other kids that went trick or treating with me that she had a big tunnel under her housecoat.
Dumb kids, never knew what I meant, they'd open there mouth when we got there and ask if we could see the tunnel, I told them I had special powers.
Stay tuned....
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Caught me off gaurd there. I usually like panty house with shorts.
Meanwhile back to to the wedding pix, I did know two leasbians who lived on kuntz lane in the small town of Climax. One was fat from eating high carb edible sex toys. I used to dress up as a full grown midget and trick or treat there on halloween, I had mirrors on the tops of my shoes and I told all the other kids that went trick or treating with me that she had a big tunnel under her housecoat.
Dumb kids, never knew what I meant, they'd open there mouth when we got there and ask if we could see the tunnel, I told them I had special powers.
Stay tuned....
Microsoft At Work
Mujibar was trying to get a job near Bombay, India.
The Microsoft Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job.'
Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'
The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green .'
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready'
The manager said, 'Go ahead.'
Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow', this is Mujibar.'
Mujibar now works as a technician at a global call centre for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have.
Mujibar was trying to get a job near Bombay, India.
The Microsoft Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job.'
Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'
The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green .'
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready'
The manager said, 'Go ahead.'
Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow', this is Mujibar.'
Mujibar now works as a technician at a global call centre for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have.