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What did the dick say when he wanted to buy a newspaper?

"Stick it on my bill!"

No.. wait.. thats a duck joke, put on your glasses.

Huh?

I'm practising for when we get older and forgetfull.
 
What did the dick say when he wanted to buy a newspaper?

"Stick it on my bill!"

And the clerk says, " youse ani't got no credit with me you fuckin fuck."
 
Six Flags Great Adventure in Jersey has yet to learn, considering they erected a gigantor billboard for their big wooden El Toro ride upon which is writ "It's good to have wood" - right over the head of the perennially cheerful Bugs Bunny.

While they were at it, they might as well have gone all the way and made a cock-shaped roller coaster.
 
OK. Enough of that shit. Back to the filth.........

A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman at the counter said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there.

She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with.

The man said "this is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent erection. And since my penis is twelve inches in the erect state, it is extremely noticable, and very embarrassing.

I was wondering what you could give me for it?"

The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister. When she returned, she said, "the best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the store and $3000 a month in living expenses.
 
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The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister. When she returned, she said, "the best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the store and $3000 a month in living expenses.
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I've let better deals pass...

:D
 
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