Jokes 2

.......another.

Did you put milk in the coffee (kraff, like I always do)?

"You know, I was busy, and I guess I didn't"

"Milk makes me gag."

"I put milk in our coffee every day, and when you're here, you drink it. When you make it, you fix it like that."

"I like milk in my coffee."

If men still wore hats, she'd have a closet full. Don Bright will get that joke.
 
The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are

on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.


The senator and His Holiness, however,

have seen it all before.

To make it a little more interesting,

the senator says to the Pope,

"Did you know that with just one little

wave of my hand I can make every

Democrat in the crowd go wild?"


He doubts it, so she shows him.

Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and

cheering from every democrat in the crowd.

Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do.


"That was impressive," the Pope says; "but did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd

go crazy with joy?

This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts,

and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."The senator seriously doubts this, and says so.


"One little wave of your hand and all

people will rejoice forever? Show me."


So the Pope slapped her.

:D :D
 
a couple of Dog new year resolutions



Circulate petition that Leg Humping Timmay should be a competition in major dog shows.

Call PETA and tell them what that surgical mask-wearing freak does to us when no one is around.

Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.

January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock.

I will NOT chase the damned stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND.
 
Quote from nutmeg:

a couple of Dog new year resolutions



Circulate petition that Leg Humping Timmay should be a competition in major dog shows.

Call PETA and tell them what that surgical mask-wearing freak does to us when no one is around.

Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.

January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock.

I will NOT chase the damned stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND.
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learn how to make a fist, incase I get too old to lick myself anymore..
 
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