Remember "Yo Mama" One Liners?
Yo Mama is so poor she can't afford to pay attention.
Yo Mama so poor, she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list!
Yo Mama so poor, she has to get up in the middle of the night and bark herself!
Yo Mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will be extinct.
Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!
Yo Mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ''Caution! Wide Turns!''
Yo Mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said, ''Stop that Twinkie!''
Yo Mama is so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.
Yo Mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo Mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook!
Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big, doesn't smell very good, and it's only a dollar to ride.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!
Yo Mama is so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she stuck the phone up her butt and thought she was makin' a booty call.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole.
Yo Mama is so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Yo Mama's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she got Don King in a headlock!
Yo Mama's underwear is so crusty, she put Betty Crocker out of business.
Yo Mama is so ugly, she looked in the mirror and her reflection ducked.
Yo Mama is so old, when I told her to act her age she died.
Yo Mama is so poor she can't afford to pay attention.
Yo Mama so poor, she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list!
Yo Mama so poor, she has to get up in the middle of the night and bark herself!
Yo Mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will be extinct.
Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!
Yo Mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ''Caution! Wide Turns!''
Yo Mama is so fat, a bus drove by and she said, ''Stop that Twinkie!''
Yo Mama is so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.
Yo Mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo Mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook!
Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big, doesn't smell very good, and it's only a dollar to ride.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!
Yo Mama is so stupid that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she stuck the phone up her butt and thought she was makin' a booty call.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole.
Yo Mama is so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Yo Mama's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she got Don King in a headlock!
Yo Mama's underwear is so crusty, she put Betty Crocker out of business.
Yo Mama is so ugly, she looked in the mirror and her reflection ducked.
Yo Mama is so old, when I told her to act her age she died.
