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They just ran a commercial, no idea for what, but some Antonio Banderas wanna be is hitting on a pure, innocent American girl with line we didn't even put here..........

"Joo no. Der muss bee sumting wrong weeth my eyes.........

Becoss I cann take dem offof joo!"
 
Mom is Santa

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Quote from Don Bright:

I gotta spend more time on the Jokes thread, that video is great, LOL.

Don :D
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This is the one spot on ET where

1. We know what we're talking about and

2. We're not trying to sell you anything.
 
"Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now I'm 16?"
"Shut up, Albert."

"Mommy, Mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?"
"Shut up and help me get Grandma off the doorknob."

"Mommy, Mommy! The milkman's here. Have you got the money or should I go out and play?"
 
Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to visit grandma!
Shut up and keep digging.


Mommy, Mommy! Why are you moaning?
Shut up, and keep licking.



Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts!
Shut up and get away from the dart board!
 
There's a woman whose husband always calls her Big Butt instead of using her name.

It's always, "Big Butt! Fix me a sammitch," or "Big Butt! Where's the newspaper!"

The woman wants to make her husband think it really doesn't bother her, so she decides to go to the local tattoo parlor and have "Big" tattooed on one ass cheek and "Butt" tattooed on the other.

Unfortunately, the tattoo artist wants a little more money for the work than she has to spare. Finally, they come up with the idea of just inking the initials on - a big "B" on each cheek.

The woman goes home to find her husband sitting in his easy chair. "Hey, Big Butt! Get me a beer," he hollers.

"I'll give you 'Big Butt'," the wife answers, as she drops her pants and bends over, displaying the new tattoo to her husband.

The husband looks the tat over and asks, "Who's Bob?"
 
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