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- Thread starter gwb-trading
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Brad Pitt was on the Today show this morning publicizing the houses he is building in the lower 9th ward in New Orleans.
They showed several drawings of the completed plans. Funny thing is, most of the plans showed a cadillac in front of the house.
I could only surmise that in Brad Pitt's vision, wealthy white people would drive out the poor black community as they continually search for ocean front property.
They showed several drawings of the completed plans. Funny thing is, most of the plans showed a cadillac in front of the house.
I could only surmise that in Brad Pitt's vision, wealthy white people would drive out the poor black community as they continually search for ocean front property.
Quote from nutmeg:
I would have said the same thing. I mean, c'mon what's up with people?
What is he anyways, some kind of clapper? Clap on clap off, people dying and shit.
My question is...what happens the moment that the concert ends and the crowd erupts into a 15 minute episode of endless clapping.
I think we found a solution to child hunger...
Quote from Optionspoet:
Brad Pitt was on the Today show this morning publicizing the houses he is building in the lower 9th ward in New Orleans.
They showed several drawings of the completed plans. Funny thing is, most of the plans showed a cadillac in front of the house.
I could only surmise that in Brad Pitt's vision, wealthy white people would drive out the poor black community as they continually search for ocean front property.
He's going to move them inland in grass huts, than Angie is going to adopt them all.
Not before Madonna kidnaps them.
Quote from flytiger:
I think I'm going to try to pass myself off as a waif, see if one of them adopts me. I get to llive in a mansion, go to best schools, and breast feed.
which brings me to anna nicole smith. Always wondered if that baby was breastfed. If so, they must have been some wild hallucinations.
A young woman with a baby was shown into the examining room. The doctor examined the baby and then asked the woman, "Is he breast fed or bottle fed?"
"Breast fed," replied the woman.
"Strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
The woman did as she was told and the doctor examined her breasts. He squeezed and pulled each one for a while and then he sucked hard on each nipple. Finally he remarked, "No wonder this child is suffering from malnutrition. You don't have any milk!"
"That's right," said the woman. "This is my sister's child."
"Well," said the startled doctor. "I had no idea. You shouldn't have come."
"I didn't," replied the woman, "until you started sucking on my second breast."
"Breast fed," replied the woman.
"Strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
The woman did as she was told and the doctor examined her breasts. He squeezed and pulled each one for a while and then he sucked hard on each nipple. Finally he remarked, "No wonder this child is suffering from malnutrition. You don't have any milk!"
"That's right," said the woman. "This is my sister's child."
"Well," said the startled doctor. "I had no idea. You shouldn't have come."
"I didn't," replied the woman, "until you started sucking on my second breast."